Archive for March, 2005

Suck

Friday, March 18th, 2005

While making breakfast this morning, I proceeded to pour a bowlfull of orange juice on my cereal. Needless to say, this is unacceptable, and I had to start over - wasting a bowl of cereal and a glass of OJ.

Note: this is the second time I can recall doing this.

Scary

Wednesday, March 16th, 2005

When I was a wee lass, my parents used to bowl a couple of nights a week, which meant that I had to spend the evening at my grandparents’ house.

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Summertime

Wednesday, March 9th, 2005

Since Annie and I will both be done with our respective graduate degrees in May, after we get back from vacation we’ll be facing our first summer of “freedom”. We keep talking about having a “summer of fun”. What should we do?

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GOOML

Monday, March 7th, 2005

Many of you won’t get this, but for those who do:

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Dear Catholics

Tuesday, March 1st, 2005

Since the pope is the supposed link between man and god, and since Johnny P. is all couped up with the flu and the hole in his throat and the shakes and whatnot, the way I see it is…nobody’s looking - so it’s okay to eat some beef this Friday. I won’t tell.

P.S. - I won’t tell about the “immoral” birth control you’ve been using either.