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To the hizzo, I thought it might be appropriate to post the unofficial rules of ducking:

1. As a duck, you must join one of two sides: folders or wadders.
2. Additionally, you can also be a lurker. This status comes and goes.
3. The phrase “as well” does not exist and must always be replaced with “ass ____”, where ____ is any word you can think of that is humorous. Examples: ass veal, ass wheel, ass wheatie, ass herpe.
4. Use of the words “tark” and “trach” are expected.
4a. Also expected is to randomly toss up whether these words are used as nouns, ajectives, or verbs.
5. Prefixes and suffixes are encouraged, as well as random misspellings.
6. The day starts with a werm. The day ends with an OAT.
7. Multiple oats creates an oat train. Hopping on the oat train requires an ass beep.
8. Tatein ina batein aboot, or STIB for short.
9. There’s only one place to stickst, and that’s in teh butt. Butt stickst is rickey, but smells rike poo.
10. Any trip to the credit union requires an email first for pickup schedluing. Stopping at the scrubway may lead to faxing of lunch.
11. The MTF is only available when the fat birches yell “canteen’s here”.
12. Any new technology (say, 15years), will completely engross you for a limited period of time after which you’ll basically forget about it.

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