First WOK
Dooley’s recent post about the First Wok reminded me of twost time I went there.
1. One time in high school I went with some friends and whatnot. Anyway, one of the girls I was with was eating some egg drop soup or something like that and at the same time I said something funny. She proceeds to start laughing, but then quickly realizes that her mouth is full of soup. She’s trying not to laugh, though having a difficult time. Anyway, she is on the verge of busting, and heads for the door. She gets to the door, gets it open, then proceeds to completely erupt all of her mouthful of soup right outside the door. Some of it hit the glass on the inside of the door. It was completely nasty.
2. One time I was there and a lady came in and up to the counter all pissed off. She had found a “bug” in her food. The conversation went like this:
Lady: I found a bug in my food
Chinese Lady: Oh, okay, refund?
Lady: Yes, but don’t you undestand that I found a bug?
Chinese Lady: I see. Sometime they get in broccori. I refund for you.
Lady: That’s really gross. So unclean
Chinese Lady: I give you money back. It’s okay.
Lady: I think you need to tell me you’re sorry.
Chinese Lady: No, I give you refund.
Lady: I want to hear you say that you’re sorry
Chinese Lady: THERE CAN BE NO SORRY. GET OUT OF MY STORE.
High-larry-ass