Ridin’ Dirty
On my way home from work last Thursday, I ended up behind an old pickup truck with two people ridin’ dirty.
What’s riding dirty? Well it’s when for no reason but to be close to the driver you sit in the middle seat (ie. there’s room for a third person between passenger and door). In high school, we hated riding dirty. We hated alot of “dirty” things back in the day…mainly things you would associate with white trach individuals.
Back to the story…the ridin’ dirty pickup truck had 10 or so bumper stickers. All the bumper sticker backgrounds were rainbow and said things like “real women drive trucks.” In the cab of the truck, this not all that attractive white trach-ish lady was driving and a guy with a long ponytail had the ridin’ dirty duty. Turns out the dude wasn’t a dude but a another chick but it wasn’t all that obvious from the stature of the individual. As I pull up beside them at the light, they kiss.
Grosser than gross!!
May 22nd, 2006 at 12:20 pm
They see me rollin’
They hatin’
Patrollin’and tryna catch me ridin dirty
My music so loud
I’m swangin’
They hopin’ that they gone catch me ridin dirty
May 22nd, 2006 at 1:02 pm
The dude in front of me on teh way into work was ridin’ dirty.
But he was the only person in the car.
idiot
May 22nd, 2006 at 2:53 pm
maybe he was delivering mail?
May 22nd, 2006 at 3:23 pm
If he was, he was delivering email, cause he wasn’t stopping at any mailboxes.
May 23rd, 2006 at 6:54 pm
maybe his right foot was brokejay’ed