Time to kill
I cut my gym visit short this morning as my stomach started to ache while I was on the elliptical machine.
Anyway, there was a news story this morning about a lady from Indy who was approached in an online chat room by someone selling babies. They didn’t go into any details as to the nature of the chat room, - I’m sure she was probably in the “Hoosiers for Jesus” and not the “HornyIndySingles 30+” room.
Anyway, they had this lady in a small 5 second clip in front of a computer saying “It’s not right. Someone selling babies is not right”. She was on the verge of tears. Obviously she was distraught, if she reported this to the news and the cops (who in turn have alerted the FBI).
First of all - what the hell? Do you believe everything you read online? You can visit Doug Stanhope’s site (of late season Man Show fame) to see just how online chats really work. Heck, our senior year Clint and I used to get out microphones and join Yahoo Voice Chat and regularly just pick people to screw around with. It was lots of fun.
And second of all - what’s so wrong with black market babies? There’s obviously demand. There’s obviously mothers who are willing to give them up - it’s all probably for the best of the child. Now, if people are buying the babies to eat or do testing like lab rats, that’s not as good. I don’t condone that. But really, aren’t there other bad things online that need the FBI’s attention even more?
January 27th, 2005 at 9:45 am
Infant humans are dumber than puppies, and possibly hamsters, and yet we openly condone the sale of the latter two.
Also, babies smell like cabbage, and milk. The FBI should give investigating their sale equal effort to breaking up the black market in retarded midget carnies.