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I heard on the news this morning that there was an Amber alert in effect for a recent abducted child. The Amber Alert was started after 9-year-old Amber Hagerman was kidnapped while riding a bicycle in Texas. It’s used to try and get an alert out to the general public to be on the lookout for a possible missing child.

There’s no doubt the alert works, but it made me wonder: what if her name hadn’t been Amber? It led me to a few possibilties:

Shaquonda Alert
Rainn Alert

What else could be a humorous possibility here?

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