No Shirt No Treadmill
Saturday morning the Celeb and I headed to the gym for out typical workout. I head to a treadmill and Celeb headed off across the gym to the elliptical machines.
Before I continue, you need to know a few more details:
A. Caleb and I have been members at this gym for about 10 months.
B. More often than not, I take my shirt off while I’m at the gym.
C. Whenever I take my shirt off, I’m wearing a sports bra.
1. Sometimes it’s this 
2. And other times its this 
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On Saturday, I jump on my treadmill, I take off my shirt (I’m wearing sports bra #1), turn on my iPod and start my run. About 30 seconds later, a gym employee, a teenage girl and I have the following conversation.
Girl: “Miss, you can’t take off your shirt.”
Me: “Huh? When did this start?”
Girl: “It’s always been like that.”
Me: “Really, I’ve had my shirt off every day this week.”
Girl: “I’m sorry.”
Me: “Can I wear the long sports bras?”
Girl: “Yup.”
Girl walks away.
Random Woman Gym Patron: “Huh? That’s so weird. I’ve been in here without a shirt.”
Me: “Yeah, I don’t know.”
My best guess is someone complained and they’re tightening up the rules at the gym. Good grief, if you don’t want to see half naked hot girls at the gym then buy a effing treadmill!
March 5th, 2007 at 9:00 pm
that is BS, one of the incentives of going is to look at the partially nekkid women.
March 5th, 2007 at 10:18 pm
maybe Celeb didn’t want other men looking at you so he snitched on you
March 6th, 2007 at 8:19 am
my guess is some fat chick complained. what man would complain about women not having a shirt on? or maybe some dude complained ABOUT a fat chick
March 6th, 2007 at 12:55 pm
Our gym has signs up all over the gym that say
“NO CAMERA PHONES, NO PHOTOS.”
I think you should wear a mid drift tank top and see if they complain
March 6th, 2007 at 3:17 pm
I could care less if other men look at her. I certainly look at other midriff bearing women at the gym. I also look at the guys all decked out in tattoos. In fact, I look at everyone.
March 6th, 2007 at 4:46 pm
I think you mean you couldn’t care less. “I could care less” indicates that there are things (maybe everything) that you care less about than other guys looking at your wif.
My dad says ‘I could care less’ all the tim and it drives me bonkers. He also says irregardless.
March 7th, 2007 at 7:04 am
You are correct. I mysz-typed.
March 7th, 2007 at 7:05 am
Also, your response was too nice. It would have been more appropriate to say:
Hey jackass, you’re as dumb as my old man with your “could care less” business.
You gotta live every week like it’s shark week.
March 7th, 2007 at 8:32 am
TRAC H!
March 7th, 2007 at 8:58 am
sometimes…women are just nasty and like to be mean to other women….i think that is your answer!
March 7th, 2007 at 10:33 am
i don’t know nuthin bout no bras or gyms, but i do know that the expression is indeed “i could care less”
i think it’s meant to be taken sarcastically.. like-
“don’t you care about ?”
“well, i guess i could care LESS”
March 7th, 2007 at 12:21 pm
I don’t think you know as much as you think you know.
March 9th, 2007 at 1:09 am
subscribe track h
also, pnp for evaluation