Alternative Fuels

Last night, I had to fill up my gas tank. As I was watching the total price climb to a ridiculously large amount, I came up with the best alternative fuel source ever…tobacco. Since tobacco is readily available, it’s easily grown, the current demand for tobacco is down, and it’s not used a source of food, I think it’s the way to go.

2 Responses to “Alternative Fuels”

  1. bean Says:

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    then what will we do with the extra gas? smoke it?
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  2. TP Says:

    wouldn’t everyone get 2st-hand smoke just from driving down the interstate?

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