Dear Catholics

Since the pope is the supposed link between man and god, and since Johnny P. is all couped up with the flu and the hole in his throat and the shakes and whatnot, the way I see it is…nobody’s looking - so it’s okay to eat some beef this Friday. I won’t tell.

P.S. - I won’t tell about the “immoral” birth control you’ve been using either.

One Response to “Dear Catholics”

  1. bigD Says:

    done and done

    asslow, didn’t they officially give up the not eating of meat deal?

    In related news, I have some feelings on how the not eating meat thing is completely backwards. Email me and I’ll send you some pamphlets.