Food and Water

Please - if I’m ever in a vegetative state and a whole bunch of medical professionals who spent many extra years in college conclude that I’m a zombie, let me die. Or at least, if they take the feeding tube out, don’t let my parents keep filing appeals to various courts to get it reinserted.

Side note: my parents would respect my wishes of dying, not try and drag my life on endlessly.

Side note 2: I think her parents should be responsible for paying for her medical bills. Not that after the attorney fees they could afford them, but still.

Side note 3: Instead of pulling my feeding tube, could you just get a whole bunch of china buffet food, blender it up, and feed it to me until I explode. That’s how I’d want to go.

3 Responses to “Food and Water”

  1. bigD Says:

    Fuckin’ A! Blended China buffet in a bucket to go, now you’re onto something!

  2. TP Says:

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  3. egg Says:

    soo much food makea m stomach asplode!