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Breaking News: Meth-head

11:00 - strange guy noticed hanging around our fuel tank area.

11:05 - after observation, realize the guy is not only completely lost, but completely out of his mind. Grabbing at stuff that doesn’t exist and shaky.

11:10 - cops called

11:15 - cops called again

11:20 - cops show up

So the story is this. The guy thinks he’s at another business (one which is absolutely nowhere near here). He’s here to pick up his buddy Ben Jones, who certainly doesn’t work here. He doesn’t even know what’s going on. The cop approaches him to ask him what’s going on, and he doesn’t even realize he’s talking to a cop.

The cop says he’s “about as high as you can get”. Most likely meth.

So they book him on public intox, pending a blood test for meth. We do some searching to make sure he didn’t break or steal anything (he didn’t). He was just genuinely as high as they come, completely lost, and out of his mind. Comforting to know he was out driving.

Oh yeah, and the little red Chevy S10 he’s driving - not his truck. They’re currently trying to find the owner so they don’t have to tow it.