Update 2
After reading various other stories on the internet about other people having the same problems with their Disney luggage tags, I called this morning and got the following information:
All tags had to be reprinted, and will be going out via express mail very soon. I *should* get mine before I go.
However, if I don’t, then when I get to Orlando airport they will have Disney people waiting near luggage pickup, and all I’ll have to do is go and tell them how many bags I had, what they look like, and what airline, and hop on a bus, and it will still be taken care of for me like it was supposed to be.
WERD.