New York

All 50 of the US state song lyrics are here:

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Why is this interesting. Well it’s not really. But I was just kind of randomly looking today and noticed that the song lyrics are all pretty much about what people like about their particular states. Pick any one, and you’ll see they’re full of lyrics about why that state is so great:

Indiana:

..
Oftentimes my thoughts revert to scenes of childhood,
Where I first received my lessons, nature’s school.
But one thing there is missing in the picture,
Without her face it seems so incomplete.
..

or Texas:

Texas, Our Texas! all hail the mighty State!
Texas, Our Texas! so wonderful so great!
Boldest and grandest, withstanding ev’ry test
O Empire wide and glorious, you stand supremely blest.

But of all of them, New York was pretty much the most bland.

I LOVE NEW YORK
(repeat 3 times)

There isn’t another like it.
No matter where you go.
And nobody can compare it.
It’s win and place and show.
New York is special.
New York is diff’rent’ cause there’s no place else
on earth quite like New York and that’s why

I LOVE NEW YORK.
(repeat 3 times)

I mean, it doesn’t say anything. It’s like a 3rd grader who writes a paper about why their dog is the best dog in the world but never gives any reason. New York is special because it’s different and nobody can compare it. What? Ok, but WHY?

C’mon New York. Fix your state song already.

One Response to “New York”

  1. Bean Says:

    Is “nobody can compare it” even proper grammar?

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